May 2013
Anonymous asked: Do any illegal things?
Anonymous asked: If you knew today was your last day what would you do with it?
Anonymous asked: Career choices?
milajewnis:
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
ohanameansfandom:
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
...
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
modernmartyr:
My entire life is covered in cat hair
jesussbabymomma:
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
drunk-bacon-god:
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
* USE MOUTH
marcijoanna:
zeppelins-and-hobbits:
semen-deamon:
I will never understand how what you wear, what colour your hair is and what piercings/tattoos you have will affect your education.
bless this post
or your ability to go into the field of education & become a teacher
imtommay:
am i the only one who wouldn’t really enjoy tumblr having a chat function?
nicevagina:
Contrary to many beliefs, you don’t actually need a fucking life story reason to get a tattoo.
faineemae:
wishingliberty:
My mum solution to cyber bullying: ‘Close your fucking laptop and go outside’
can you just imagine
“in my day, we used to get bullied in person”
Laughter is the music of the soul: boilingheart:... →
boilingheart:
sycophancy:
riddlemetom:
unfollower:
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy…
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Your first impression of me? (Anonymous or not)
Anonymous asked: Opinion on bronies?
Anonymous asked: Got any tattoo?
Anonymous asked: Are you a risk taker?
Anonymous asked: If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why?
Anonymous asked: Do you like tacos?
h0llo:
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
higherthenthesunnyd:
ok so im laying there on my girlfriends lap and next thing i know i have her trying to mess with me but she practically stuck her pinky up my noise!
Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on
relright:
thecouscousqueen:
kenyabenyagurl:
thinksquad:
Announcement coming Monday
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
I smell ads coming if this is true
thedarkchocolatedandy:
faineemae:
did i just see someone on tumblr say that it’s okay that benadryl cumberdoodle played a character that was originally south asian because amitabh bachchan played a jewish man in the great gatsby
Did they not realize that Indian Jews exist?
when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself
ijustwanttohugdavidtennant:
paintedbreath:
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
