As she starred out into the world, I couldn’t help to stare at her, my world.– (via livelifeboldly)
Drug Induced Dreams: Ok I need to rant, feel free... →
drug-induced-dreams: So it really bothers me how people don’t take my sexuality seriously. I’m bisexual but I consider myself to be more pansexual because I honestly don’t care what’s in your pants. As long as I find you attractive and I fall for your mind then I’m good. It’s been bothering me though how people don’t…
Bad Lip Reading does The Hunger Games
I notice everything.
And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.
A movie on netflix thats a play now,
Name one for me to watch, go! now?
Anonymously try to seduce me.
ibeggedformercytwice: toshinou-kyoukoooooooo: ride6: Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun. I BET NONE OF YOU CAN DO IT. I BET YOU. [LET’S SEE Y’ALL TRY. I WANNA SEE YOU GUYS TRY. ] I just did one as Martin for Curly. x3
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
cadances: but no one truly knows pain unless they witnessed the twenty four hour tumblr blackout in december 2010
endlessyuji: fucknosocialjusticewarriors: videoisvideo: I think I found a gif that represents the social justice system on tumblr perfectly. someone do me a favor put anon faces over all the panther heads to make it even more hilarious whoops
janoskifags: basedgosh: im 5 years old i dont care i laughed at this bird
Every single person who sees this message, go on...
At least our daddy is nice enough to let us know when our home is gonna be under construction for a few hours :D This Saturday :D
Billie Joe *age 5*: look for love, look for love, look for love :D
Billie Joe *age 40*: oNE FUCKING MINUTE?! YOU GONNA GIVE ME FUCKING ONE MINUTE?! I'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE FUCKING 198 FUCKING 8 AND YOU GONNE GIVE ME ONE FUCKING MINUTE?! THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE! WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT FUCKING JUSTIN BIEBER YOU MOTHER FUCKERS! LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT ONE FUCKING MINUTE FUCKING MEANS!!!!!! *smashes guitar, flips the crowd off, throws mic*
The Girls I Babysit:
Carly: What are those? (pointing to my scars on my wrist)
Me: They're battle scars.
Anna: Cool! Can I have some?
Me: Please don't ever get some okay? But when you seem someone with them like the ones I have on their wrists go hug them. Don't ever make fun of them okay?
As we're walking around Wal Mart with both of them holding my hands, a young girl walks by us. Carly and Anna go and hug her. She hugs these two adorable little girls back
Girl: Why are you hugging me?
Carly: You have battle scars. *points to her wrists*
And through her tears she looks up at me and smiles.
If you don't reblog this... I don't know what I'd do, just reblog it.
soulmpreg: thesherlockedboffin: nelauk: purrospit: gentlefellow: panconkiwi: People that can draw correctly proportioned bodys without a previous sketch. People who can draw correctly proportioned bodys People who can draw correctly People who can draw People who can People
pastalad: pastalad: so this morning my dad said “hey we got some tomatos” and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
kimi-says: anthagio: Gaga’s being paid $100,000,000 to dance around the world like this: i do that in my bedroom for free…
I’m seeing waaaaaayyyyy to many people I’m friends with on facebook, reposting Romney, or liking Romney. Or something to deal with Romney. I’m scared….
viridian-ebubbles: emkay-mlp: My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline. this is so true it hurts
why is teen pregnancy more acceptable than being a...
What is wrong with humanity?
sodamnrelatable: “I’ll catch a grenade for ya” Normal teenage girls: Me: “WHY ARE PEOPLE THROWING GRENADES AT ME?!” THANK YOU.
A teacher in New York was teaching her class about...